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Next Demotivational Poster


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More motifakes by Airman

dragonbreath - December 7, 2010, 7:58 am
gotta love that being divorced I know all about the i's great job
CANADA - December 2, 2010, 6:58 pm
Takes a gutsy guy to forward this to his girl!
fascistfrenchman - December 2, 2010, 8:01 am
Lol - another winner.
shmoe13 - December 2, 2010, 4:35 am
well done
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 1:29 pm
Nice one air, gotta keep everyone up with the times. 5L
Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 1:12 pm

iRon...nice gift...goes well with the iBeDead

YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE - in my heart . Now that place has padded walls, bars on the doors and windows. Oh, I have the only key!

Noun/verb evolution -

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spacedog - June 18, 2013, 9:13 pm
Goodne55. Glad I'm not a texterer...er... (or grammarist).
GaryO - June 18, 2013, 3:20 pm
HAH! Mao, you is a veddy funny guy.
maoworks2 - June 18, 2013, 11:29 am
Better Send Me One.
GaryO - June 18, 2013, 9:51 am
Touché, LG, touché
lgvernon - June 18, 2013, 9:46 am

Aaaamazing what hot coffee does to the human sinuses. 5LLLLLs
lgvernon - June 18, 2013, 9:46 am

Aaaamazing what hot coffee does to the uman sinuses. 5LLLLLs


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More motifakes by suenero

spacedog - November 24, 2010, 8:00 pm
I love it. 5L
Airman - November 24, 2010, 1:05 pm
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 12:58 pm
This is perfect, great job. 5L
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 10:14 am
Well played.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 9:40 am

This may very well be your best one.....so far.



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More motifakes by Sean

Arrogant Knight - May 14, 2009, 12:32 am
5 lions, sir.
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:32 pm
-Wow Haha:D funny,But its Reality/: Ughhhkkk!Boys Are Juss'Jerks(:
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:22 pm
Watch out...he's on a roll.
Mooooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:11 pm
5 Lions. Truly hilarious.

HOBBIES - So relaxing and rewarding

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kamorth - December 12, 2009, 5:18 am
LOL.. if it wasn't for the hairy wrists and last panel, I'd think someone had been watching over my shoulder...
ICEMAN - October 18, 2009, 12:16 am
It's apparent he didn't have time for the Chinook. He was too relaxed.
Crash - October 17, 2009, 10:16 am
Good catch nerdalert
xxx - October 17, 2009, 4:07 am
ghastly, but a great lol.
nerdalert - October 16, 2009, 9:02 pm
5 for the effort, but that was a huey not a chinook
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 8:00 pm
5 for the memories...hey got any nail polish remover?



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he who lols - September 23, 2009, 9:16 am
CANADA - September 22, 2009, 11:24 pm
hey hey hey them fightin words!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 11:06 pm
But you're a Canadian! Aka a Super Yankee
CANADA - September 22, 2009, 11:02 pm
i want one of those trophies!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 10:46 pm
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 10:45 pm
Finally, some hard evidence. Rednecks are the best in the world!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:42 pm
AMERICA! Because at this point in time even Her Majesty Queen Tony Blair wouldn't take you back -- even if you swore on Washinton's grave that you've changed THIS time.
CANADA - September 22, 2009, 10:25 pm
i love that little header on that lawn tractor. wide open side pipe

Origins -

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lgvernon - March 20, 2016, 3:35 pm

Cracked me up!


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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 8:10 pm
Nice one.

ELVES - They're masters of sarcasm.

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Baggis - December 31, 2009, 6:38 am
Thats not an elf, its Monique and she is perfectly human (as far as people in comics can be) dont you people read sinfest? :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 12:18 pm
Look what Briton found!!!, Sorry Briton.....but....yeah.
sickartist - December 18, 2009, 12:12 pm
5L I actually LOL'd
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 9:37 am

NEXT TIME - Go fetch the bloody stick yourself, smartass.

People Watching -

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GaryO - November 23, 2013, 9:33 pm
The three drinking dudes! They sure know all the hot spots. 5L
lgvernon - November 23, 2013, 9:18 pm

I had no idea Milk of Magnesia came in brown bottles...
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:47 am

I think I may be drinking too much
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:47 am

I think I may be drinking too much
falloutghoul - November 22, 2013, 8:00 pm
I didn't know the next level was Ugg.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 17, 2013, 8:03 pm
I guess you just can't really find good help these days X-D
ughomer - August 17, 2013, 5:49 am
Saw this notice once w/o the "returning to work" part after I tinkled at a C-Store. Bet I waited an hour for a kid clerk to come and wash MY hands after zipping-up!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 6:15 pm
It's dangerous I admit, but it's better than trying to keep up with California's ever changing medical policy. If I die, I'll just meet y'all on the other side :-)
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 5:06 pm

I recently completed 'No Vet Dies Alone' training at the VA Hospital. The section on sanitation was enough to turn me into a zealot. Finding out what lurks on grocery carts was sobering. I carry sanitizer in my purse and always use the cleaning station.EW
curlyrocks - August 15, 2013, 5:00 pm
It's all fun and building up your immunity till some one gets the Norwalk Virus.

So you forgot again -

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Oldsod - April 14, 2014, 6:02 pm
Brilliant...no, wait...brilliance implies bright...um...5 lumens for you!

there you have it -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 2:46 am
I hope not. I fear they might because they're stupid enough to think condoms are just balloons, or one of their piercings may accidentally poke a hole in one and, uh... ooops.
tatespa - August 20, 2013, 7:30 am
yeah, but they will probably NEVER be a grandfather... hopefully NEVER a father either!!!

MOTIFAKE - Most Of The Time It Starts With A Picture That Flashes Into Your Mind!

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Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 2:29 am
mitroim - April 30, 2010, 2:11 pm
Very nice! 5L!
forseti - April 30, 2010, 1:21 pm
Thank you and special thx to GS again for his grammar help ;)
Faceplant31 - April 30, 2010, 12:39 pm
Very nice pic and caption combo foreskinny!

INSTRUCTIONS - Let's work on following them... Shall we?

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TheOne - March 8, 2011, 9:08 pm
So is being an idiot a gender?...or is that a stupid question?
CaptainBaked - February 16, 2011, 2:39 pm
Nice one grim... after reading this motifake i feel like you took me by the hand... and led me straight into a wall..
rerun - February 19, 2010, 9:24 pm

sounds like a request for Mr. M
TheTrashHeap - February 19, 2010, 9:22 pm
I wish I could use the puking smiley from the forum.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 9:21 pm
The peanutbutter is still there... so, you tell me.
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 9:21 pm
TheTrashHeap - February 19, 2010, 9:20 pm
Is CANADA over at your place?
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
TheTrashHeap - February 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
What did you see when you looked down Aggy? Wait....nevermind.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 9:14 pm
I looked down... when it didn't answer the question, I scrolled.... so, I'm a female?

SOMEWHERE - Over this rainbow is toxic waste And landfills

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DO I HAVE ANY VOLUNTEERS - For The Next Taliban Stoning Ceremony ? Ah, There's One.


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CANADA - March 12, 2010, 9:13 pm
Thanks aggy
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:46 pm
5 inevitable lions.
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:16 pm
Well, it's going to be raining like a mofo here all weekend. Enjoy your BBQ. Damn it.
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 7:13 pm
nothing but ice left here. and a little snow in the shade
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
It has been unseasonably warm for the past week Mo. I'm only a couple hours from CANADA (the greybeard, not the country) and I will be firing up the barbecue and eating on the deck tomorrow night!
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:09 pm
I'm confused. There's like 4 more months of winter up there right? (5 snowblowers BTW)


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Produceman117 - February 5, 2010, 5:09 pm
5L. Pride's a b*tch sometimes, huh?
Faceplant31 - February 5, 2010, 5:04 pm
Perfect! 5 Golden stuffed animals


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Cubbybear - June 2, 2010, 10:12 pm
You believe these two made it to Heaven?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 8:40 pm



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shmoe13 - January 7, 2011, 3:54 am
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:39 pm
It's there.... just cough.


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The Goat - February 6, 2010, 5:05 pm
The picture is old enough she could easily be Honor Blackman (the original Pussy Galore)!


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Feasibly - September 29, 2011, 6:19 pm
Prying the window open is usually more convenient...that 8 by 10 picture of the Power Rangers setting on the window sill comes in handy to prop the window on.
Chopperliscious - November 12, 2009, 3:29 am
During the 90's, a woman in New South Wales got a murder charge dropped to manslaughter on grounds of temporary insanity caused by PMS.
Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:59 am
It's about PMS, you know? *snickers*
agdaniele - November 12, 2009, 2:56 am
Still love this one.


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agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 3:19 pm
Ah, l'amour! 8 lions!



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CANADA - November 17, 2009, 1:16 am
it take a whole lot more time up here too!
CANADA - November 17, 2009, 1:16 am
I've seen tans like that!


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thatonechick - June 22, 2010, 6:39 pm
When I say stop... I mean stop.
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 6:37 pm
p.s. he hates that you stepped in 14 minutes after i told him to go get his girlfriend lol. me on the other hand, am giggling like a drunken schoolgirl about it.
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 6:35 pm
universal declaration of human rights article 19 TOC.
thatonechick - June 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
I'll have the last word, thanks. Here it is: STOPPIT
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
I'll even let you have the last word.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 6:27 pm
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 6:24 pm
Why am i not surprised to find out that you can't even take your own advice. You're ridiculous, and have absolutely wasted my afternoon.
forseti - June 22, 2010, 6:23 pm
voting with baseless reasons is NOT explaining. I can take criticism. just try to make fair comments and be constructive! And please, I made more than 180 pics, average 4.6, > 500 comments. I'm not a greybeard, but the noob-rank is overused and sucks!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
The best part for me though is... I don't have to compete with you. You dragged yourself into this argument, you can drag yourself out.
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 6:15 pm
go get some of your girlfriends trashy, you're no contest all on your own.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 6:14 pm
Now you are really grasping Cranky. Keep trying you may come up with something viable eventually.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
The 1L had nothing to do with the political aspect.
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 6:09 pm
giving up already trashcan? well here's a lil criticism for you. when you're arguing with an adult, don't say back to them, the things they just said to you.
forseti - June 22, 2010, 6:08 pm
uhh... come on... you 1L me for posting an absolutely non politicly pic at motifake. your job is it to vote (objective). Don't try to be an approver. And stick your "YOU ARE A NOOB, EVERYTHING YOU SAY MUST BE WHINING"-shit somewhere we can't hear it. thx!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 6:06 pm
I have been explaining some of my votes (good and bad) here for a long time and I will continue to do so long after you are gone. You noobs are only repeating the same whiny comments every noob makes when they cant take criticism.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 6:01 pm
Actually you might notice that I am quite polite until provoked. You seem like the spiteful one here. I comment and you noobs overreact, it's the same old story. Suck it up and learn to take a little criticism.
forseti - June 22, 2010, 5:58 pm
those times are over and even if they were not over: your statement ist baseless... but you're right, everybody has an opinion. Just don't try to explain (this way) ;)
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 5:54 pm
oh i get it trashy, your "tenure" allows you to ruin the experience for all the new people with your spiteful commentary. Unfortunately for you, I'm not interested in kissing your ass. You sure you're a Canadian? You sure don't act like it.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 5:39 pm
I only stated 1 opinion! If we all get a vote then stfu and let me have mine. Thanks for proving me right Cranky. You guys were not here for the days before politifake so you have no idea where that crap can lead.
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 5:36 pm
forseti, don't let trashmouth bait you into thinking his opinion matters more than anyone else's. It's a democracy, we all get a vote.
forseti - June 22, 2010, 5:20 pm
politifake?? bullshit... this pic is without ANY reference to a political issue. It's just about a movie. just vote 1L without trying to find such a baseless reason if you don't like me, TTH! I can handle that ;)
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 10:26 am
Belongs on politifake. 1L




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BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:02 pm
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:02 pm
anyone with devils, jets or giants jerseys on. I'm not even exaggerating. EVERYONE!!! I'm in Beagle hell!!!
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:00 pm
You hush your fingers Bone!! Smater of fact now I've got to wash my eyes out!! Actually it's really strange. South Jersey where she is may as well be Philladelphia. They are ALL Flyers, Eagles and Phillies fans. We go out all the time and never see....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:53 pm
If Nik is a Jersey Girl you would think that she would be a Giants Fan.
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:47 pm
Exit O Baby!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
*hmmm, she is a Jersey Girl* say what!
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:41 pm
MOtel? Never! She belongs in a HOtel!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:38 pm
I would think that Nik was that "Jersey Girl" at the MOtel
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:32 pm
Hard sayin, not Knowing!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:01 pm
Wasn't that the gal at the no-tell-MOtel
Haarakkon - August 30, 2009, 11:53 am
No idea on that one, but a cursory search came up with hits on Guernsey Maids.
MO - August 30, 2009, 11:46 am
Where the hell am I getting "jersey maids" though. That's the burning question I've got. The shit that floats around in my head.....wow.
Haarakkon - August 30, 2009, 11:28 am
Angus / Charolais "hybrids" will also result in a black and white cow. Typically those cattle are black with white colorings, though.
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 10:33 am
Look at them nice tight straight rows, eH!
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:51 am
Holsteins are the proper name for your black and white mooooers. I'm positive that "jersey maids" are the nickname for them to, but can't find anything. Anyone got some mooooore info? Muuler? Muuler?? Anyone?
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:48 am
So I'm still researching Jersey Maid cows. I coulda swore that they were the Black and white ones. Turns out I'm nuckinfutz. So my comment about jersey girls was also aimed at my squirrel, who lives in....Jersey.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
freudooooooooooo....Sean's a big fan of the Oedipus theory.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 1:59 am
Doctor Sigmund Sean - August 30, 2009, 1:48 am
And yet *strokes chin* you put a qvestion marks on ze endz of zat zentence. Verwy interestink, no?
Nik - August 30, 2009, 1:42 am
AK...I couldn't agree more. I love MO to death, but I am constantly confused by him. Now that I think of it, I think it's part of the charm for me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:31 am
So now it matters what colour I am?....Shame on you MO....You should be more open minded.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 1:26 am
MO confuses a lot of people...
Nik - August 30, 2009, 1:25 am
To explain something that most people do not know...the only black and white cows are called jersey cows or jersey milk cows. Something along those lines? MO can tell you the whole story. I was a little confused myself. Still not sure right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:03 am
So...I'm a girl and from Jersey?.......It's on MO (you're still cool Nik.)
Nik - August 29, 2009, 7:52 pm
Damn straight!!!
MO - August 29, 2009, 5:28 pm
Jersey girls! Multi talented!!


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The Angry Reverend - June 26, 2009, 12:30 pm
More like the International Harvester Easy Ride model.
BoneCD - June 9, 2009, 3:01 pm
is that a Berma Shave mower I see there

COUNTERPRODUCTIVE - Letting a story on airport security be edited by a guy with that $25 ERRRRR... 25 Rial handle like that.

NEXT TIME YOU LEAVE THE KITCHEN - You'll know exactly what to expect.

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Once I had a great quote -

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Oldsod - July 16, 2014, 9:06 am
Wait until bits of your lexicon becomes part of the mainstream...

you ARE next -

survival -

LIFE BEFORE MOTIFAKE - We had to come up with our own entertainment. No wonder this place is so messed up.

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phydeaux - August 25, 2010, 11:02 pm
stole it off the van wall
Chompers - August 25, 2010, 5:41 pm
Where did you get that picture of me?
tryal - August 25, 2010, 12:52 pm
very nice
phydeaux - August 24, 2010, 9:52 pm
thats still my weekend fun...
crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 9:51 pm
agdaniele - August 24, 2010, 9:46 pm


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440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:49 pm
You're a good dog rex!!! don't let anyone tell you different!!
hootizz - September 14, 2010, 7:31 am
Love it..!!
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 10:43 pm
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Love it


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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:51 am
good one. 5l's

DRIVING WITHOUT A GPS - Might lead to this strange place.

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CONVERSATION 3.0 - Express Your Thoughts With Words (Use Your Mouth) Express Your Emotions With Mimic (Use Your Face) Easy To Learn! ;-)

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forseti - May 3, 2010, 12:25 pm
i heard about this rumor too...
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 11:43 am
I just tried this new thing called "Poker Night", no, not an online game, that's what I thought at first too, but this involved little pieces of paper with screen shots of poker cards, and little pieces of plastic called "chips". Wierd!
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 11:42 am
I just tried this new thing called "Poker Night", no, not an online game, that's what I thought at first too, but this involved little pieces of paper with screen shots of poker cards, and little pieces of plastic called "chips". Wierd!
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 12:31 pm
That is the key to any good evening!
forseti - May 2, 2010, 9:39 am
aggy, you're so right! it was great. great sound, great graphic... but the people are a little less beautiful then in the internet... But that changed after 6 Pints and 4 Jägermeisters!
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:26 pm
Kids online don't know what they're missing. Cheers!
forseti - May 1, 2010, 1:23 pm
i'll try one in the next hours. called 'thirsty lion'. main topic is something called 'irish pub'. i'll inform you about my download-rate of guinness the next days. cheers ;)
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:21 pm
Such a shame. 5L
R.S.Jake - April 30, 2010, 6:10 pm
I went to one of these once...horrible! I had no access to Google to check a fact before I talked about it.(not that it always helps me) At least my spelling was never questioned. I don't think this new mode of communication will catch on IMO. 5!

Finally -

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Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:27 pm
let's hope it's a trend
maoworks2 - April 15, 2014, 7:33 am
It's About Time .


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WHAT? NO CELLULAR PHONE EXIT? - Bad Planning on a Commuter Highway

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MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:43 am
It's a little known fact that cell phone use is permitted in either lane...calling everyone you know to make sure your sin of choice is waiting for you at the office!


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agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 1:56 am
LMFAO!!! That's WAY better!
ICEMAN - December 6, 2009, 1:52 am
Not to mention the magnetic birdseed with a giant horseshoe magnet. ;)
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:00 pm
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 8:53 pm
Yes! Very clever! 5 coyotes.


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GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
FTW!! 5L
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 7:34 pm
I wish

WHAT THE HELL? - We all thought you said there would be posters here?

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Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 5:54 pm
Eh shit happens pro, BTW 5 Multi colored push pins for u
Produceman117 - January 22, 2010, 5:45 pm
Aaahhh!!! That second question mark was NOT intentional. F*ck!


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ICEMAN - November 13, 2009, 11:46 pm
Nyuk, nyuk!

FLESH WOUNDS - I say jolly old fellow it is merely a scrape.

HINDSIGHT - says he probably shouldn't have tried this



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WTFO - September 29, 2009, 5:10 pm
What are you talking about, zed. Are you really so blind that you don't see the complete double standard the media uses when covering conservatives and liberals? BTW, the rich (white or black) people that are liberal are celebrated by the media and idiots
Zed - September 28, 2009, 10:07 pm
Oh, for god's sake, WTFO, quit with the "those powerful, rich white people are SO OPPRESSED" BS for once.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2009, 2:54 am
No worries I'm already half asleep myself....Later Man.
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 2:52 am
Ah, hell. I've gotta crash, and just when I finally get to see ya for the first time in a raccoon's age.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2009, 2:47 am
S'up Haar?....No raping the fields and pillaging the women tonight?
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 2:45 am
King Crab.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2009, 2:41 am
Baked Alaska?
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 2:36 am
And she obviously couldn't handle the heat. Not only did she piss off the Republican powers, she quit when the money ran out in Alaska. 4 *more* years of media coaching couldn't salvage her career at this point.
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 2:33 am
And how many snafus were NOT covered? More than a few, you can bet your sweet bippy. I'm no fan of the media, but I DO have some insight regarding their operations. If she couldn't handle the heat, she shouldn't have accepted the nomination.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 2:03 am
its been a while since i've seen that avatar around. welcome back
WTFO - September 28, 2009, 2:00 am
The media US media treats Dems' families (especially children) as off limits. They went after her kids with lies and BS. Politicians character, background and policies are up for scrutiny. She was attacked more viciously than any other politician.
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 12:49 am
If you're a politician, you're a public figure. Period. The actions of you, your family, your subordinates all reflect back on you, and that's a part of the price you pay when you select politics as a career. Attacks on her? She got off easy.
WTFO2 - September 28, 2009, 12:30 am
she doesn't deserve the personal and vicious attacks against her and her family.
WTFO2 - September 28, 2009, 12:29 am
radicals surrounding the POTUS's past and present, the media picked a side and suppressed info US voters should have had at their fingertips prior to voting. Palin isn't the greatest politician but she did clean up corruption in her own party in AK, and
WTFO2 - September 28, 2009, 12:28 am
Dude, I watched it and I didn't like how she danced around it instead of going with a hard no. There was no organized attack on Obama or Biden by NBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, NY Times, etc. But they all ganged up on Palin to dig up dirt. With all the
Sean - September 27, 2009, 11:57 pm
There is always an organized attack upon any candidate for such a high office. In this case though, and FOX NEWS seems to agree with me, a knat by the name of Katie Couric was all that was really necessary. Google Palin Africa and you'll get the clip.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:47 pm
to the female base of the Dem party so she had to be destroyed. They couldn't have a conservative, pro-life woman with that much power so they organized against her. It's an interesting theory that seems to make a lot of sense.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:45 pm
is very interesting to me though. It is clear that there was an organized attack machine working against her that was greater than I'd seen in work before. I question why that is. Dick Morris (fmr Clinton advisor) offered the theory that she was a threat
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:43 pm
Good point, Sean. I haven't heard her state outright that the source was lying either and that troubles me. I don't think it's an admission but it does leave the doubt in my head as to what was actually said and how it was said. The news surrounding Palin
Sean - September 27, 2009, 11:40 pm
It would be easy to say: "I never thought Africa was a country. I knew it was a continent consisting of many separate nations, one of whom is named South Africa." But alas, no such simple, to the point denial was forthcoming.
Sean - September 27, 2009, 11:37 pm
But if you watch the clips on YouTube, some of which are from FOX, she is very cagey about this subject and dwells upon the anonymity of the source. The CNN clip found there includes her talking about "Africa the countinent vs. the country."
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:55 pm
wrong on things, I admit it. I created a poster some time back that misquoted the POTUS. I corrected my error by having Mr. M remove it because it was false. My positions are firm but I take all facts into account and am willing to correct my mistakes.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
On the topic of "Africa as a country", again this was a single source that refused to be identified and the biased media ran with it as fact. Just like they did with the falsehoods about Pres Bush's service in the Reserves. Again proven false. If I'm
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:51 pm
do not ignore truths/facts regarding either side. My positions are firmly based in lots of research and the info I have via my position in the service. I don't defend any politician's mistakes, including Bush's starting the TARP program.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:49 pm
I do my best to verify all positions through multiple sources. While I may reference one site, I've checked out my sources independently. Especially, when YouTube shows me in their own words the quotes (that's a gimmie with no additional research). I do
ILB - September 27, 2009, 3:34 pm
an argument but i checked out the site you have used for quotes on Obama and its full of them with no reference to where or when he said them. Isnt that the same as the "Africa is a country" comment by an unnamed source of the mccain camp?
ILB - September 27, 2009, 3:32 pm
Just curious, but why do you take everything said in support of your positions as absolute fact without any basis or knowledge in that fact. But no matter what anyone else says, if it is not what you believe its wrong? Not trying to insult you, or start
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:52 pm
Again, it goes back to the source of the data. This was an anonymous report from someone in McCain's camp. Was it true? We have the POTUS on camera saying it, there is no independent proof she ever said Africa was a country. True report? I don't know.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:41 pm
I've never been tired or drunk enough to think Africa was one country. Is that Palin's explanation?
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:39 pm
A valid question indeed. And the asnwer is yes.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:38 pm
As far as me trying to "re-frame" the discussion. I just want to see your position on my point on how conservatives are attacked for mistakes and liberal mistakes are ignored. Africa's a country = idiot / 58 states in the US = he's tired. Double-standard
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
did stumble over her words a few times but that hardly constitutes being dumb. Her positions were good, just not delivered well. Does that make her an idiot? I've spoken on camera before and it is tough. Can all of the Palin bashers speak on camera well?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:33 pm
Fair enough on the demand. I'm asking politely twice now. I've given my opinions of Palin and am not trying to avoid her. I just watched 10 mins of the Couric interview. She wasn't hostile but did attempt to twist Palin's words a couple of times. Palin
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:24 pm
And I didn't "demand" anthing. I asked politely but twice. Where is this "demand" stuff coming from?
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:22 pm
You are the one who insists on talking about some Potus dude, not me. Not gonna follow your re-frame. I've been talking about Palin -- a subject you can't wait to try and get away from.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:20 pm
I just want an answer the same way you demanded one from me, my friend.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:20 pm
She wasn't attacked by Couric. She was asked simple questions. Couric is not an attack dog. C'mon.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:19 pm
the intel level of someone who claims 58 states in the US. Follow the link and tell my why my POTUS can't count the number of stars on the flag, bud.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:18 pm
I see that talking point stew is on the burner eh? You don't imagine that I can't respond to each and every one of those sour little chestnuts, do you? Way to change the subject yet again.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:18 pm
McCain's people are not die-hard GOP folks. He is not a fav of the GOP, because he comprimises with the left too much. She has stated that McCain's people are "jerks" and that she was taken out of context. BTW, are you going to answer my question about
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:16 pm
I don't think she is dumb. I don't believe she's the best public speaker, nor was she properly prepared to be attacked by Couric and other media tools of the left. As I said, I think she would be a better POTUS than Obama based on her resume vs his.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:16 pm
So McCain's people (die-hard GOP folks) are possibly snakes, and, anyways, she's no dumber than many other Americans. Hey, I stand consternated. But I note that she has never denied the Africa story, and she does tend to be rather outspoken.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:14 pm
doubt while liberals are excused of tax evasion, voter fraud, association with terrorists or spending 20 yrs in a chuch spewing anti US and anti white hate speech.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:13 pm
On the bridge to nowhere. Is it dumb to change direction on something once you learn that it won't work? I've changed my mind on things once facts are presented that offer a bigger perspective. It's just amazing how conservatives get no benefit of the
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:12 pm
how anyone can grow up in the US and not know that there aren't over 57 states in our country. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:10 pm
hearsay. Did she know or not? I don't know, I wasn't in the room but there is strong evidence that McCain's people tried to throw her under the bus when things went South. Either way that report is highly suspect. I would like you to help me understand
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
I'll answer your question. I was on another topic. Here: those reports were leaked anonymously by McCain's people. It is widely reported that there was infighting among the 2 staffs. However, while the left media ran with the story, it is all still
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:07 pm
She supported the bridge to nowhere until it became over-whelmingly obvious that it was a national disgrace.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:05 pm
She is dumb. Agreed?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:04 pm
He served 3 yrs in IL Senate w/o out accomplishing anything. She reduced taxes and pork-barrel spending in AK.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:04 pm
Way to not answer my question. Way to not even try.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:01 pm
Her experience was far greater than Obama's. He spent 4 yrs in the Senate (2 campaigning for POTUS). She worked in the Exec branch of govt as Mayor and Gov. She owned a business while he was a community organizer (Like ACORN). He's a non-practicing lawyer
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:00 pm
But again, what does it take (or what do you have to lack) to get to adulthood and not know that Africa is not one country?
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:58 pm
The Dems are dumb. No one has "talking points" as consistently promulgated in anything comparable to the GOP. Right wing talk radio is a force.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
The Dems have a huge hate machine working for them: George Soros, Hollywood, MediaMatters, MSNBC, HuffingtonPost, GE, Labor unions, and on and on. You don't have to be slow moving, you just have to be in their way of progressive agendas.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
I agree with Haar. You gotta be a pretty slow moving target before the Dems 'll be able to tag ya.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:49 pm
Because she KILLED the witnesses. Wise up dude ... and for God sakes, CHANGE the subject. How 'boot then Yankees eh? They gonna make it to the superbowl this year? *whistles*
Haarakkon - September 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
Gamesmanship, not statesmanship. That the Dems could even play the card only serves to highlight her lack of a resume. That they would serves to highlight her inability to build a concensus.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:46 pm
She did fire the Wasilla Chief of Police but the only info I can find out there on it is his statements (maybe disgruntled, maybe true I don't know) or info on the hate sites. There is no credible source I can find as to what was the actually reason.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:42 pm
True, Haar. But here liberal legislature filed over 10 lawsuits against her only after she was selected by McCain for VP. It was obviously a deliberate attempt to destroy her to help Dems and Obama. Palin won all of those lawsuits.
Haarakkon - September 13, 2009, 10:38 pm
She did the same thing to the Chief of Police in Wasilla, if memory serves. And we all know full well that being cleared of a violation doesn't mean a violation did NOT occur. The Clintons were cleared in Little Rock, too.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
Here's the link: http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Report+clears+Palin+in+Alaska's+Troopergate+probe-a01611692953
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
As far as troopergate, there were 2 investigations and the second one was by an independent investigator. She was cleared of wrong-doing 1 day before the election. Funny huh? The left slanders up until the election and then sparce media coverage of truth.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:21 pm
left's agenda. They aren't looking for liberal misinformation. It is funded by the viscious haters to tear down any conservative with lies, out-of-context statements, and slander. The right has those sites too, I just don't rely on them for facts.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:19 pm
Sean, you need to find a better source of research. MM.org is according to their website a "PROGRESSIVE research and info center dedicated to comprehensively monitoring, analyzing, and correcting conservative misinformation". Hence they work for the far
Sean - September 13, 2009, 9:05 pm
BTW the rape kit bul*lshi*t was exactly that. And that was an unfair attack, at least as far as my research using mediamatters led me to believe.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 9:04 pm
And how does anyone reach adulthood thinking that Afica is one country? I'm sorry but we cannot blame your school system for THAT one.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 9:02 pm
She also asked McCain's people to put out a statement that her husband was not ever a member of a pro-separatist group. They tactfully and tactically declined to do so.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 9:00 pm
She is not evil, just not what the GOP needs, the views of their self-indulgent base notwithstanding.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 8:59 pm
myself. And then there was her disasterous Katie Couric interview. Have you ever in your life sounded that absurd? Neither have I. I am of course referring to the "sentence to nowhere."
Sean - September 13, 2009, 8:58 pm
It is their job to investigate the origins of a virtual unknown. And troopergate was ongoing as of that time. She was found to have violated her authority ... and she did lie about it, claiming they cleared her of all wrongdoing (I saw the footage ...
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:12 pm
The left attacked her and discredited her because she is a real threat to their female base. Having a pro-life, conservative in the Exec. branch takes away female voters so they viscerally attacked her with smears, lies and lawsuits. Nobody deserves that.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:10 pm
go to Chicago to look into Obama's background? No. Where there any attacks on Obama's children? No. Did the right file false corruption charges against Obama? No (all corruption charges against Gov Palin were found false, just politically motivated.)
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:08 pm
While I don't think she is the best choice for POTUS in 2012, she didn't deserve the attack machine of the left that came down on her. Let's put it this way, when selected for VP dozens of media outlets went to AK to dig up dirt. Did anyone other than FOX
Sean - September 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
greener pastures out of office.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 7:55 pm
She is an alienating figure. Only hardcore GOP supporters seem to have any use for her. Prop her up all you want. She costs the GOP more votes than whe will ever attract. All this stuff about attacking her family is a convenient excuse for her to seek
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:33 pm
She is far more qualified to sit in the Oval Office than its current resident. At least you aren't jumping on the bandwagon of attacking her with hateful attacks against her and her family. You do have class, my kool-aid drinking friend.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 4:05 pm
You are right Ron... I have to say it. But do you think Sarah Palin would go for Playboy?
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 6:56 am
The CIA told Pilosi see was ugly naked...go figure!
RONSART - July 3, 2009, 8:50 pm
this is also subtlely disguised SWIMSUIT edition too...lol...A collectors edition too. Palin looks sooooo...good naked *drools like a mad dog*...republicans do have the best naked gals...
Sean - July 3, 2009, 8:31 pm
Please tell me that that is the subtlely disguised SWIMSUIT edition ... please RON ... lie to me if you have to.
RONSART - July 3, 2009, 8:13 pm
Go Cubby!!!! That,s our Cubby...alway trying to help...lol
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 3, 2009, 8:10 pm
Why can't a vote 0 lions? Fucking damnit.
Borp - July 3, 2009, 6:37 pm
How could she possibly fuck things up worse than 0bama?
agdaniele - July 3, 2009, 6:29 pm
We may need a republican by 2012... but if this is what they toss in the ring, they're screwed.
NiteStryker - July 3, 2009, 6:09 pm
you know shes coming back in 2012 unfortunatly.


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